Some people like to poke fun at parents for giving their children “boring” names, like Ed, Bob or Jill, even though there’s nothing wrong with that. What’s really wrong, however, is when parents go to the opposite end of this “naming spectrum”, and come up with children’s names that sound like the flavors of Monster Energy drinks.
About a month ago, Reddit user u/Hasden2007
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My coworker named her baby “Strawberry Rain”, which would be a great name if she had given birth to a bottle of shampoo
I have heard of many bad names, but Sex Fruit is probably the worst I have seen.
Jack Cass, I know it’s bad because it’s my name
Tequila. Sibling was Margarita
theres a british chef, jamie oliver, who named his children the following:
poppy honey rosie
petal blossom rainbow
buddy bear maurice
daisy boo pamela
river rocket blue dallas someone call childline
Mystic Pigeon? She was a client at my office.
Apparently it’s a real surname and her parents were hippies so named her “Mystic”. Like who’s ever going to take her seriously??
I know a family with 4 kids: Prince, Princess, Precious, and Becca. The Becca at the end kills me lol
How about not giving your child a name? There was a kid I went to high school with whose legal first name was “Unnamed Baby Boy”. I don’t know the story behind that though.
Princess. A girl in my high school was legally named princess but she went by her middle name. There was also a girl who’s name was Sunny Day and she was the emo kid
My mum once worked at a school and there was a kid called “Thank God”.
I worked in Nigeria for a while and had a co-worker called Thank God Limejuice. It wasn’t a windup. That was his actual name
I actually went to school with a guy named Richard Rash. To make it worse his mother was a teacher there
When I worked at chick-fil-a way back in the day, I was taking this girl’s order and it time time to ask for her name, she was being very hesitant. So I was just waiting for a reply until her mom says “Sorry she’s shy!!” looks me in the eyes with a smile and tells me “Her name is Thankful!” ….poor child
A friend of a friend was named ‘Forsheeza Jolly Goodfellow’ before she had it changed. Can’t even imagine having to deal with that at school
Pridges Pancakes. He changed it to Richard Johnson.
But Olympic skier Anna Banana kept her name.
Abcde (pronounce ab-city)
Just a Baby.