Humans are blessed with a remarkable thing called ‘language’ and some people make the most use of it by creating new sentences every now and then. There are no limits to human creativity indeed!

The Reddit community named r/BrandNewSentence features some seemingly brand new phrases that are usually weird or hilarious. Scroll below to see some of the funniest posts shared in the online community.

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#1 I’m Going To Eat Rocks To Find The Good Ones

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#2 Wondering When That Point Comes

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#3 Rhombus Of Doubt

Image source: LeagueOfTheUnknown

#4 Cover Your Shoulders With Knives

Image source: Thedepressionoftrees

#5 Stop Judging Yourself For Not Being A Hive Insect

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#6 I Believe It

Image source: NSLCpunk

#7 Exclusively By

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#8 Supportive Grandma

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#9 Individually Assigned Rodent Friend

Image source: MainSWish

#10 Anybody?

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#11 Hp P*ssyjet V5000

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#12 The Pomegranate Trials

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#13 Have Fun Moving To Kansas You Tiny Idiot

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#14 “Trick Or Treatment?”

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#15 Poor Syntax Error

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#16 Ur Not Better Than A Stegosaurus

Image source: CaucasianJames

#17 Eat, Pray, Stab

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#18 Owning An Old Home

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#19 Grape On Endangered Species List

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#20 “They Know So Much About Loafers It Ruined Their Life”

Image source: Western-Edge-965

#21 What If I’m That One?

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#22 Ur Mouth Can Remember It

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#23 That’d Be Great

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#24 A Two Pound Meat Potato

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#25 Beer Angel

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#26 Lower Case T’s Started Hurting

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#27 Coping Mechanism Police

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#28 Blaise

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#29 I’m At A 70s Themed Cat Funeral

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#30 The Ratio Of Dog To Boy

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