A lot of us have found ourselves in a situation where we simply can’t recall a certain word despite it being on the tip of our tongue at least a few times in our lives. Although the best thing to do in a situation like this is to take your time and recall that word or simply ask for some help, some people choose to simply replace it with something that sounds similar. And today we’ll prove to you that it’s not always the best idea.

Bone Apple Tea is a subreddit that’s entirely dedicated to the most hilarious malapropisms (the usually unintentionally humorous misuses or distortions of a word or phrase, according to Merriam-Webster) spotted in the wild, and its content proves that just because something sounds correct, that doesn’t mean it is. Check out some of the funniest submissions to this online group in the gallery below, and if you want more, read our earlier article here!

#1 Someone Is Selling “Access” On FB

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#2 You’re So Eagle Testicle

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#3 Incest

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#4 They Discuss Them

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#5 Snipped It In The Butt

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#6 Human Hi-Breads

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#7 Armored Dildo

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#8 Pedestrian

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#9 Cinnamons

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#10 Watch Out For Those Cycle Paths!

Image source: Asexualcroissant

#11 Her… Mating Name?

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#12 Four Meal Your

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#13 50 Purse Cent

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#14 Laugh Yourself Thin On This Oh! Lip Tickle Machine?

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#15 Cow Zone

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#16 Kind A Mints ?

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#17 Mazel Tov Cocktail

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#18 Shrimps Camping

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#19 Don’t Sell My Nana Please

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#20 Caucasian

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#21 Please Use Tongues To Pick Pastries

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#22 Incest

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#23 Use The Hand Fertilizer Please

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#24 Egg Corn

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#25 I Hate People Who Ma Nipple Ate Others

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#26 Laughing Historically

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#27 Portal Potties

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#28 I Don’t Have Enough Storage For All These Damn Giggle Bites

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#29 Shoplifters Will Be Prostituted!

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#30 Pastrami On A Beagle

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