My 2022 bingo card did not include Fergie dripped out in some of today’s finest fashion bits but I ain’t complaining. Ms.
It’s well-timed too. There’s been a bit of a Fergie-ssaince going on these days, what with “Glamorous” being sampled in Jack Harlow’s “First Class” back in April.
The Harlow co-sign brought “Glamorous” back into the Billboard charts, introducing Gen Z to peak Fergie.
Produced to silky smooth perfection by Polow da Don — funnily enough, the
In fact, none of Fergie’s major hits, save for “Fergalicious” maybe, are given their due.
Fergie is much more than a former member of the Black Eyed Peas and masterful singer of
Anyways, on July 20, Fergie was snapped on a pizza run with son Axl Jack Duhamel, flexing a Rodarte football jersey, Off-White™ leggings, and, of all things,
It’s all so effortlessly bougie and I would expect nothing less of the woman who once rapped that she’s “gotta keep enough lettuce to support her shoe fetish.”
Indeed, Fergie seems to have plenty of lettuce to go around, despite not having put out any new music or starred in any films in over half a decade.
Fergie certainly isn’t one of the famous folks I’d expect to be keeping up with these days but, you know what, I’m happy that I am.
She looks pretty content, flush with fancy new clothes, and she even has a pizza. I wish I could relate!